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Beat Demotivational Poster


ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

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faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!


DON'T YOU KNOW -


TAGS: revolution beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:13 pm
"The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots "
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
I'm so glad to know that this is where our tax dollars are going to.
EricTheRed - July 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
You know he might have been onto something there. He was known to have one or two good ideas
Derek - July 14, 2011, 1:06 am
Thomas Jefferson thought there needed to be one every generation.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


BEATLE•ISM -


TAGS: beatles mindf***s
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

jig - January 31, 2012, 3:45 pm
Thought my room wasn't big enough. Well, it is !!
Screamin Daemon - December 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Now this is some F'd up S... How does it work? I stared at the enlarged picture till my eyes hurt.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
f***ing Cool as ****!
Sarah B - June 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
OMG, I want a print.. how can I get one? Amazing! I have goosebumps!
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
Can I get one of Ringo? Now he WAS the Beatles.
Tuckerr - February 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
owww my eyes :'(
rerun - February 4, 2009, 7:49 pm
This is fantastic. I would buy a print of this....


GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.


TAGS: mom lick beater
Rating: 4.65/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:25 am
The REALLY great ones knew ho to remove the beaters... And DID IT!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Tongue twister unplugged?
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:29 pm
5 filleted tongues.


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.


TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

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DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"


HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.




20 BANDS -


TAGS: starts with beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 10:26 pm
Number fourteen is the best band ever, Smashing Pumpkins.
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:47 am
I'm going to make a special one for our Fanilow
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:46 am
works for me
forseti - November 4, 2010, 11:36 am
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM? That's obviously a ball of vanilla ice-cream!!
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:33 am
but for cubby, it is now The Cars
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:32 am
whitestripes,flaminglips,pinkfloyd,pearljam,blacksabbath
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:31 am
left to right, top to bottom Beatles,radiohead,doors,queen,velvetunderground kiss,who,muse,chemicalbrothers,ironmaiden gorillaz,***pistols,stones,smashingpumpkins,stooges
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
I thought it was Barry Manilow... I was waaaay off.
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Why can't the 1st one be the Cars?That's my guess
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
blueberry.
holmestown05 - November 3, 2010, 9:55 pm
1=Beatles, 2=radio head, 3=doors, 4=queen 5=? 6=kiss,7=who 8=? 9=? 10=iron maiden 11=gorillaz 12=? 13=rolling stones 14=smashing pumpkins 15=stooges 16=white stripes 17=flaming lips
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
NO could be airsupply i guess
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
blood red fog?
Derek - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
NO=Chemical Brothers. Last one appears to be days of the week in French... Ah! Black Sabbath.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
Muse (Lady with harp) next to The Who.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:21 pm
No. 4 last row could be Vanilla Ice?!?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
i think the flaming lips is next to the white stripes
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:14 pm
the Who (below Radiohead)
HungryHungarian - November 3, 2010, 7:02 pm
the beatles, radiohead, doors, queen, pink floyd kiss, iron maiden, gorillaz, *** pistols, rollings stones, smashing pumpkins, stooges, white stripes, little richard... few don't know
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
i think i got about 12


THE BEATLES - Worst Village People cover band ever


TAGS: beatles village people ymca
Rating: 3.89/5

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Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 10:19 pm
You're correct V...I still remember the goose bumps I got hearing Paul Plant sing "Blue Suede Shoes".
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:00 pm
Nah, it was Plant wasn't it? Man he could sing...
Feasibly - October 15, 2011, 10:13 am
That Paul guy you mentioned...I'm pretty sure his last name is Jagger.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:52 pm
So of course I love this poster. By the way, The Village People -- totally straight. Not that there's anything not wrong with that.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:50 pm
very name, and such a great name it is, to Paul ... uhm, something or other, you know "the frivolous one."
Sean - October 14, 2011, 10:49 pm
I love to hate the Beatles. It's the punk thing to do. But it's just plain wrong. Sure, the Stones were edgier. Hell The Monkees were edgier. But no one can stay mad at Ringo Starr. No one cannot be blown away by Elenor Rigby. And The Ramones their
Verdeckt - October 14, 2011, 10:34 pm
PM5L


HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day




DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!


TAGS: beating
Rating: 2.67/5

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Spencer, Ray - September 12, 2009, 12:27 pm
Hey, i found mine wile surfing motis, not searching! i feel like a win
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:38 pm
I lol'd


STREET SAFETY -


TAGS: abbey road beatles
Rating: 3.81/5

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Greeny - August 29, 2011, 7:10 pm
keep in 5tep too


SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




BASKETBALL JONES -


TAGS: insanity calendar smurfy beatles regret
Rating: 4.92/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:19 pm
Really now, those poor innocent kids... born into wacko parents. Very nice Greeny.
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:06 pm
oh yea, all right


GINA CARANO - If you break her heart Her dad is the least of your worries


TAGS: gina carano beat
Rating: 3.8/5

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K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 1:17 am
Cun-li is alive!!!
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 7:59 pm
She does, shes one of my dream girls.
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:35 am
Break Gina’s Heart? Never, I’d be too afraid of the Fist/ Elbow / Knee / Foot that would be sent in return. Besides she looks cute when she chews on her lip.


YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.


TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




EXERCISE - I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.


TAGS: heartbeat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
As I recall, the quote is from a TIME magazine article and is from an interview with Neil Armstrong.


THE BEATLES - The greatest band ever.


TAGS: the beatles
Rating: 3.59/5

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K - October 6, 2009, 8:34 am
er... 1 Lion.
K - October 6, 2009, 8:33 am
1 Star for two reasons. Firstly, the Beatles were the predecessors of all boy-bands, so thank them for Hanson and the Back Door Boys. Second, they sucked.
Goldngreen - February 28, 2009, 12:28 am
d*** straight!


PAPER - Beats rock.


TAGS: paper beats rock
Rating: 1.53/5

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Christopher - March 31, 2009, 4:39 am
Wow, that's awesome. WPWW
Seb - December 20, 2008, 6:56 pm
Should have Churchill with his peace sign, saying "Scissors beats Paper"


Ya Know What They Say -


TAGS: husbands fighting digging deep beat
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 4, 2014, 8:17 pm
Must be the ****s during flu season for poor Moo(?). Fortunately none of us have to bare witness to what comes out...he's got a missus to do that now.
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo comes out the same on both sides!
spacedog - April 3, 2014, 6:05 pm
It didn't get either of us. On the little kids side you get funny little stars "****", but on the grown up side... You get ****, piss, f***, ****, ****sucker, m**********r, and t***.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:10 am
Thanks sod...have to give the ex a little credit, the rose bush looks beautiful every year...teehee.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:09 am
Balls! It got me too.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:07 am
Haha..you tried to spell ****. Thanks for the vote and giggle.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 10:23 pm
TOUCHDOWN! 5L
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 5:55 pm
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With 5ilver bells and ****le5hells, and bodies under each row.


MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives


TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

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DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm

oh ouch


LENNON -


TAGS: lennon beatles god bono
Rating: 4.11/5

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Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
Imagine if Mark David Chapman had decided to give peace a chance =/
petrocks11 - December 8, 2010, 10:54 pm
Imagine there's no Mark David Chapman


CAN'T BUY ME LOVE -


TAGS: calendar money buy love beatles
Rating: 4.94/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 2:29 pm
here's a diamond r5ng for you my friend :)


AIDS -




QUALIFIED - YOU ARE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY




THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind




SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite


RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.


TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

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MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am
what does recess have to do with police?


THE BEATNIK QUEEN - Canada's revolutionary savior




OVERCONFIDENCE -




See How They Run -


TAGS: pretzels beatles sgt pepper walrus snacks
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - August 11, 2014, 3:27 am
Lose a leg and he'd look a little like Heather... ;-)
vindicator - August 11, 2014, 12:03 am
He doesnt look like a Paul. A Fred maybe.
STP - August 10, 2014, 9:02 pm
Well, here's a little clue for you all...*whispers* The walrus was Paul.
SineNominie - August 7, 2014, 11:08 am
Coo Coo Coo Caa Gew!


TV AZTECA - Best in the world with sideline reporters


TAGS: they have espn beat
Rating: 4.12/5

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TheGoat - February 28, 2010, 1:02 pm
I'm sorry - is there a football field here?


DOMINOS -




RESPECT -


TAGS: beat up by a girl huh
Rating: 3.26/5

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Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:16 pm
would you please start making some Motifakes again sir
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:48 am
Reminds me of what Al Swearengen said on an episode of Deadwood; Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f***ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.


SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


Looking good -




motivation -


TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


LEMMINGS DADDIO -




AND YOU THOUGHT -


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm
heh heh...5/5


DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.


TAGS: drift away give me beat
Rating: 4.43/5

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Airman - April 10, 2012, 7:10 pm
Dobie Gray
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Ladies who rock are ***y!


NO ONE MOVE -




THE BEATLES - There were five.


TAGS: beatles abby road music famous
Rating: 4.11/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 13, 2013, 4:15 pm
True that! But they're not in this pic. ;)~
PeteMan - December 31, 2012, 3:56 am
Actually, if you include Stuart Sutcliffe and Pete Best there were six. From time to time...


ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE - Love is all you need... and iTunes...and an iPod... or an iPhone...




FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)




valentine's day reminder -


TAGS: beat meat
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 14, 2017, 11:22 am

you sir, will never suffer from what this man suffers. well done
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:46 am
Jeez ... just flowers? ... What should I do with the chocolate, the wine, and the necklace? ;)


CHINESE PROVERB -




LUCY IN THE SKY -


TAGS: beatles lucy in the sky
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - June 17, 2011, 2:25 am
L5D is a hell of a drug!


WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
how did ya know what I see?


ACROSS THE UNIVERSE -




THE BEATLES - They're not more popular than Jesus anymore.




-


TAGS: war hero office max deadbeat fake
Rating: 2.24/5
MSgt Scott - September 11, 2009, 10:23 pm
This phony needs his a** kicked. He looks phony from the word go. His beret is not formed to his head, rather stuck up like a Frenchman's. His collar brass is wrong, you don't wear medals with ribbons, unless you just got it awarded. He is overloaded.
Adam - June 25, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow, you guys take this **** way too seriously. What happened to "tongue-in-cheek" humour?
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:37 am
Evil Dog is waaaaay correct. This Fake's uniform has so many errors I'd have to post 7-8 comments just to get started on one side...and I don't have time for that. If you see this guy, kick him in the figs for me!
Mark - March 22, 2009, 10:44 am
Upon closer inspection, I'm ashamed to say that evil dog may be right. Even his collar brass is wrong and his RSSI seems very low.
HtD - March 22, 2009, 6:14 am
Yah! This is outrageous!
evil dog - March 22, 2009, 5:09 am
Too bad everything he is wearing is in the wrong place and not in the correct order. f***ing PX ranger. People like this need to go to jail
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:08 am
It adds flavor. That's why I wear them on my arms as well (although, mine are Air Force).
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
..What the hell's he doing with MSG on his arms?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:57 pm
Yes it is. It's also those stripes on his arms.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 4:48 pm
Isn't MSG that stuff in Chinese food?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:32 pm
It's a d*** good thing for you that you left your name off of this poster because MSG Anderson could probably kill you three different ways before you even knew you were dead. Just say thank you Master Sergeant, STFU, and then move along.


THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.




Indisputable -


TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...


Ro-Sham-Bo -


TAGS: scissors beats rock
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 8:57 pm
Heh...that's going in the classroom file, as soon as I can pull it off the HDD in the dead laptop. 5L's!
GaryO - August 22, 2014, 9:05 pm
N-i-c-e


It's wonderful -




INCENTIVE -


TAGS: calendar rock beatles music living
Rating: 4.82/5

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ughomer - January 9, 2013, 4:28 pm
Good one Cavey. How do you manage these great postings in 113 degree temps down in Australia, matey?


AAAAHHHH -


TAGS: song lyric day beatles
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - July 27, 2015, 10:19 pm
*sigh*
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 5:53 am
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian - all other names are super secret
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:17 am
Thank's Space, but i don''t think I'm much of a regular anymore
rerun - February 28, 2011, 11:45 pm

I am sure someebody here can....and probably will. Looks lkie a good project for 440wakeup
Claire - February 28, 2011, 10:00 pm
Not one bit. But I do atleast recognize most of them.
pzykosiz - February 28, 2011, 8:50 pm
so can anyone name all these people?
Claire - February 28, 2011, 5:23 pm
Sweet I'm on there.
Neener - February 28, 2011, 2:25 pm
Go me! I half way made it on a poster!
Hawamleh - February 25, 2011, 6:17 pm
Oh I come from an abusive childhood :D
Anonymous2 - February 25, 2011, 6:06 pm
Whoa, I made it, despite the fact that I'm more of a Moti-irregular than a Moti-regular.
rerun - February 25, 2011, 9:25 am

$7.25, $15.00 would have got you the premium spot
Kspace - February 25, 2011, 8:41 am
What earned me a place in the upper-middle right hand corner?
MPsniper - February 25, 2011, 4:52 am
i am honored to be included in this masterpiece
GySgt1811 - February 24, 2011, 11:54 pm
I'm so...so...touched. I feel just like Wally Simpson!!
rerun - February 24, 2011, 11:51 pm

cause you drew the short straw?
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:27 pm
Awwwwww.... How come I have to sit next to guyfox? His mask smells funny.
coldinjected - February 24, 2011, 10:46 pm
Holy Crap. I'm on a poster!! Made My day Space. Who is awesome? You're awesome.
Feasibly - February 24, 2011, 10:40 pm
Just when I was about to change my avatar, Spacedog shoots the hell outta THAT idea! Nice work Space, you da man!
crankyhead - February 24, 2011, 10:17 pm
At lea5t you've an5wered the next part of the 5ong; "Where do they all belong?" Big up5 to you 5pacedog. =)
Iconoclast - February 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
Great job and lots of time and effort in putting all of those icons together. Thanks for including so many of us.
CoolioIndeed - February 24, 2011, 7:20 pm
At least I was included in something! LOL thanks, space!
TheOne - February 24, 2011, 6:09 am
I am not lonely...at least till i run out of lotion that is.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:58 am
Hey Rerun.., for about $100 you can meet some very nice ladies in most cities around the world.., its just the conscience that you have to take home as carry-on baggage..., dang it !!
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:34 am

perfectly timed.....I am traveling this week on business & miss my family. Very lonely being in a city where you don't know anybody or any place to go


depression -


TAGS: depression dead alive heart beat
Rating: 4.75/5

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chickenlittle - September 26, 2013, 9:11 am
Thanks GaryO! It never occurred to me to try poetry or prose until this one but I may try again sometime.
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:52 am
I do appreciate and understand effort in regard to original prose. Nice one here, CL.
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:03 am
5L for pretty much summing up my life.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:07 pm
Thanks Bobb! Wasn't sure if anyone would like this, I'm not exactly a poet but turns out I can rhyme words when I want to :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:49 pm
Really like this one 5/F
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 10:35 pm
I had to do something with this picture, and I ended up writing a morbid little poem. This is about as demotivating as I can get! :)


DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: rerun beatles letitbe
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 11:34 pm
I never said you were....Just mostly dead. You've been mostly dead all day.There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead...
Greeny - October 26, 2012, 9:12 pm
There will be an amsome
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:18 pm

Contrary to Mooooooooooooooooooo opinion I am not currently dead.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'll try to let him be...but I still have to hold that mirror under his nose every few hours.


A PEOPLE'S MOVEMENT ! - You Can Never Beat , 1956


TAGS: beat
Rating: 4.65/5

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THANKS JOHN - All I Am Saying Is Give Piece A Chance


TAGS: lennon tribute offbeat rerun
Rating: 4.61/5

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Donkasaurus - December 8, 2010, 11:21 pm
I dunno if its la mal herbala hablando but that looks so delicious right now.


LOVE -




Rock 'n Roll -




SICKARTIST - Don't judge him for the way he is now. The kids party business wasn't kind to him




ODD ONE OUT - John, paul, George and…. Ringo? Well, he wasn’t going to get noticed any other way.


TAGS: beatles great music odd one
Rating: 3.71/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 3:56 am
You want proof the Beatles were on drugs, they let Ringo sing.. Twice!


BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.


TAGS: bar fights idiots beat crap
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
LOL! An oil painting of a bar fight? Hey you, keep that chair steady. Chuck your face is changing color again.


TIMMY ARMY -




CHRIS BROWN -




I'M GOING INTO TOWN -


TAGS: urban metro***ual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

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DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


I AM THE WALRUS -




WELL THEN - That settles that




NAILING JOHN -




DESPAIR - They can post this sign over LAMBEAU FIELD




MAN CARD - You sang "WE CAN WORK IT OUT" into an answering machine. You know you're PAUL Mc CARTNEY right? Bro hand it over, nice and slow...




CPN CAVEMAN - Doesn't need your damn sword




RON NASTY - Q:Are we not men? A:We are Yoko!


TAGS: beatles devo paul mccartney ron nasty john lennon
Rating: 1.87/5

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savvy101 - March 25, 2011, 1:27 pm
i agree with medammit Paul McCartney is alive and kicking only John Lennon and George Harrison have passed and Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr) cant die so it must be Paul KNOW YOUR BEATLES MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:07 pm
Not just the Rutles, RNR. The Rutles playing Devo!
medammit - September 2, 2008, 11:10 am
Hey losers- that's McCartney and he is still very much alive.
RnR - September 2, 2008, 10:48 am
LOL, the Rutles !!! I've got the "documentary" on DVD. A+


DEAR MR. MAYOR OF MILWAUKEE - I was hoping you'd be interested in signing my petition against "POLICE AND POLICE STYLE BATONS"




SGT. PEPPER - Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?




THE BEETLES - Oh, that's original...


TAGS: original beetles beatles
Rating: 1.29/5

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Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:53 pm
They came from a remarkably uninspiring place.


STRAWBERRY FIELD - forever


TAGS: strawberry field beatles music song
Rating: 1.06/5
Milk and Cheese - July 30, 2008, 4:07 am
N00B!


The harder the heart -


TAGS: cracked broken beaten scarred
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:43 pm
Nice 1, Silvy! Well done! ^!
JesusWept - May 6, 2016, 1:52 pm
Nice ^^^^^Up


Regrets -


TAGS: dont let it beat you
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:28 am
Well done, Cavey. ^!
CloudchaserS - May 28, 2016, 4:12 am
The origional lead singers of Crashdiet and Boston both took their own lives after suffering from depression. Robin Williams did too


DISQUIETUDE -


TAGS: broken heart beats desolate syncopation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:02 am
Nice and dark,lgV! Definite ^!
JesusWept - May 16, 2016, 3:03 am
Disquietude...learned another word wooo hooo XD ^^^^^Up


Empty Promise -




PTSD -


TAGS: ptsd time cork pop beatdown
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2016, 1:31 pm
A modicum of empathy never hurts.


Murder -


TAGS: beat murder anorexia fat obese
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 25, 2016, 6:51 pm
Or lethal injection. With a whale harpoon XD
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 6:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pre-meditated, multiple attempts. It'd be The Chair for him, but they'll have to build a new one! ^!


Two hearts beating -


TAGS: two hearts beating seperate seperating seperation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:20 am
Niiiiiice! 5 goth lions to the Silver one!


If You Can't Beat them -


TAGS: beat join saying surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:57 am
Dizz...just be sure to use an aluminum one...wood is prone to leaving slivers. Too easily traced back from the scene of the crime.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:54 am
Oh Yuk...I like a man with a sharp...er...tool? Come on over sometime and we'll throw a few back...teehee.
mizzdizz - February 20, 2015, 4:56 am
If you can't beat them, try a baseball bat!!!
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:55 pm
^into a friend^
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:53 pm
The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.


Yo -


TAGS: beat box rerun
Rating: 4.89/5

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social tragedy -


TAGS: beaten death by selfie stick
Rating: 4.67/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:39 am
one can only hope, 5er


DICTIONARY OF ILLUSTRATED IDIOMS -


TAGS: beating beading around bush clinton
Rating: 4.55/5

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concern3 - September 15, 2015, 4:21 pm
you are a sick man a 5er


FEELINGS -




Good, great and evil mothers... -


TAGS: good great evil mother let you lick the beaters motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.44/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:28 am
LOL! The dark side of a simple childhood pleasure! Luv this! 5 L Silvy!
Bandit5906 - May 10, 2015, 9:42 pm
I remember licking the beaters! 5L


Credibility -


TAGS: police abuse beatings hard work wack a mole
Rating: 4.11/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:21 pm
...Well, at least not THAT badly!
mizzdizz - January 27, 2016, 2:39 pm
Its true!!!! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2016, 1:46 am
Lol! Nice! I like that one! XD
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:12 am
Its in the break room to relieve stress so they DON'T pound on anybody on a bad day!


Stupidity -




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